Posted in March 2009

Fictional words

Dictionary

You know the kind of people that annoy me? They are the people who pull words from their arse that have no meaning and make no sense. We have one student in our uni classes (who will remain nameless but is a bit of an idiot, to put it kindly) and he has invented words that sound terrible – criticalise being today’s example. Thinking up new words is one thing if they have a good enough basis but who in their right mind would want to use a word like criticalise. No one is going to say to ‘Max, I have critilised your work’ when criticised does the job perfectly fine.

You can so tell that today has been one of those days where you are surrounded by people who defy belief.

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Graham Linehan scorns The Daily Express and the PCC

Scottish Sunday Express frontpage

Graham Linehan, the writer of Father Ted and The IT Crowd, has recently criticised The Scottish Sunday Express for a disgusting article they ran over The Dunblane Tragedy, which they today apologised for. His entire post on the subject is here but this point is especially true:

The press likes us to believe they’re a properly regulated body, but they’re anything but. First of all, The PCC seems to be a completely toothless organisation by design. It is made up of representatives of the major publishers, who are obviously not inclined to be too hard on themselves. Also, unlike Ofcom and the Advertising Standards Authority, who have easy-to-use complaint forms on their websites, the PCC don’t even accept third party complaints – in other words, unless you are the person named in a printed article, they’re not interested in hearing your opinion. So when faced with an affront to our humanity (which is what I believe this Express story is), there is no official channel for us to register our anger. That’s right – if you are offended by something on TV, Radio or in an advert, you can complain; if you’re offended by something in the print press…well, you’re just going to have to walk it off, because literally no-one wants to know.

In one of my theory classes at uni a few weeks back we were looking at the PCC and I agree that as an organisation it is highly flawed in terms of walking off reader complaints. It is certainly less effective than an organisation like Ofcom.

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Why the new Facebook is terrible in three bullet points

Facebook

1. First and foremost, it is trying to be the newest social networking fad – Twitter. There’s just one problem though – social networking websites can’t rip off other ones without having design compromises. For Facebook, the new homepage design is terrible by all accounts as useful links like Events and Groups have all but disappeared (or just had less space than before) in favour of a centralised live feed and a ‘highlights’ column which is absolutely pointless.

2. Clutter. The last version of Facebook wasn’t without its flaws but it wasn’t as messed up as this one. The homepage is now a complete and utter headscramble of  status updates mixed up with big, shouty application updates on the ones that you don’t even use (I don’t bother with the applications – they’re just pointless and even more so when the last design update just pushed them all aside onto a graveyard page).

3. On the profile pages you now have a choice of showing stuff from – and this is assuming that Person A is a hypothetical person of me – Person A + Friends, Just Person A, and Just Friends. What’s the bloody point?

Facebook, as a social networking site, is useful for me in the sense that I can catchup with friends from sixth form and university effectively. Because of this, I have to endure a terrible, clumsily designed website. If I had no ‘friends’, there is nothing on this God-forsaken planet that would make me sign up.

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David Mitchell rants about TV

David Mitchell

I was gutted when I found out that I had missed David Mitchell’s appearance on Question Time. As Frankie Boyle once said on Mock The Week I would have expected him to say something like “This is pish!” to every single issue. But the disappointment was short-lived when I discovered he currently has a series of video rants on the internet. He’s done a few already but his most recent one is rudeness on TV, and he takes Come Dine With Me, The Weakest Link and Dragon’s Den to task.

It also reminds me, on a random footnote…I’ve gotten so bored of Come Dine With Me once they started to replace normal people with weirdos and F-list celebrities.

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A rare example of a good band t-shirt

Elbow t-shirt

In a world of crappy band t-shirts, a select few stand out as exceptions and this is one of those exceptions.

In an act of naughty but satisfactory clothes buying, I bought this at the Elbow gig last Saturday. I thought at £16 it was well worth the purchase and the design is really cool. It’s also a limited print, especially for the Wembley Arena show.

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