Posted in May 2009

Genius

Genius with Gorman and Frank Skinner

On Friday night the run of debutant BBC2 series Genius came to a close. It’s certainly been a fun series that has had modest ratings (though I tend to think that anything over 1 million people on a Friday night is a positive) and enough potential for it to come back for a second series.

The premise, for those who haven’t seen it, is that each week four or five members of the public pitch ideas to a panel that consists of host Dave Gorman, a celebrity guest (who ultimately has the final say) and a studio audience. To assist or derail their pitch the idea is demonstrated in the form of a prop made by the production team. At the end of the episode, the celebrity guest then has to pick the best idea of the evening who then receives a trophy and a bouquet of flowers.

This program isn’t without flaws. There is a section halfway through that laughs at all the ideas too stupid to appear on TV and, whilst chucklesome at points, wasn’t necessarily as funny as it thought it was. However, in the final episode, it was modified and turned into a quickfire round where Gorman would fire ideas at Stewart Lee, the guest, and he’d have to declare it either genius or not genius. It made a nice change but I just think they would just dump the idea altogether.

Having said that, there was a lot to be enjoyed. In particular, some of the ideas were actually enough to make me think that they were either a mad genius or just a mad, raving lunatic in general. My favourites from the series were the maths lessons taught through the medium of interpretive dance, the conveyor duvet (that got crushed to smithereens when they Dave Gorman and Johnny Vegas completely ruined it), humans as piano notes and the absolutely disastrous pitch to have cat bars. Seriously, there was actually a person who thought that was an idea worth presenting on national television.

Perhaps more refreshing, it was nice to see Dave Gorman back on TV again. He’s an underrated TV personality who did amazing things in the past like Dave Gorman’s Important Astrology Experiment and American Unchained. This show plays very much to his strengths. The celebrity guests were also, for the most part, good sports. My favourites included Johnny Vegas and Stewart Lee but Jonathan Pryce was a bit of a damp squid.

In short, this was great, if not quite genius.

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Poundland

Poundland

This is the tale of the first Poundland that has set up shop anywhere near where I live. Just before Christmas, the popular budget shopping chain set up a Christmas version of their store. I presume it was to test out whether or not the citizens of Woking would take to them with their recession-bled hearts. A few months later and Poundland is now a permanent store in a town where shops seem to be closing left, right and centre (Woolworths, Whittards, Rothby’s, Adam’s, Marks & Spencers, Zavvi and a few smaller stores have all closed in the last four months).

You can tell that it is a popular store. Every Tuesday before I head on my train to university I pass through the shopping centre it is located in it is by far the most popular store as shoppers move about as slowly as it is possible to. Last week, en route to London for a gig and star-spotting at the BAFTAs, I made my first foray into the store…and I was shocked by what I saw. You know why? Go on, have three guesses. If your guesses were that an item was over a pound or they played some bad music (bizarrely they played Fleet Foxes!) or that it was a health hazard then you’re wrong.

The answer: it’s Woolworths Mk 2. Think about it! The general mess of the place as customers just dump things they no longer want in the wrong place, the sulky and depressed demeanour of the employees…even the products that they sell are almost all the same that Woolworths sells! Though the main difference in that department is that they are either better quality or actual household brands that you can recognise and trust.

However, despite this, I can definitely see why this is a popular store and I can’t see its popularity diminishing anytime soon. Unlike the store it so often resembles, you actually would want to buy something from there. There are a lot of things that make me want to hate it but I just can’t. The fact it has camping items for cheap prices (which might be useful come Reading festival) has won me over. So, in summary, long live the Poundland empire for the entirety of the recession. One beggars the question though: what happens to it when the economy picks itself up again?

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A glorious midsummer night

Regina

I’ve been to a lot of fine summer evenings in the past. Whether it’s exciting outdoor concerts like Radiohead at Victoria Park and Muse at Wembley Stadium or a rendezvous with friends in a beer garden whilst downing a pint of Peroni. They’re both radically different yet equally enjoyable. Something that has slipped under my radar recently is something called The Serpentine Sessions. These are a series of concerts in Hyde Park that will be very intimate. Makes a change from the last time I was there, which was for the O2 Wireless festival last July. This is from the official website:

This summer sees the very first Serpentine Sessions to be held in the prestigious Hyde Park. Regina Spektor, Bon Iver and Tindersticks are to headline this unique and intimate series of concerts on 29 June, 30 June and 1 July. Each event will take place in a specially designed area in the royal park. Unlike other London outdoor events, these concerts will be very intimate, as there is a capacity of just 3000 per night so tickets will be limited.

Serpentine Sessions were created to support unique, visionary artists and allow concertgoers to enjoy prestigious acts in a stunning location where the focus is the music.

More exciting acts will be announced soon, including the main stage support, and the three acoustic acts per night, who will be playing on the smaller bandstand stage. All bands are playing at different times, so concert-goers have the chance to see every act playing.

Me and my girlfriend are going to the Regina Spektor date. To me, the above sounds like almost the perfect summer’s evening. Providing the weather holds out (and early BBC reports are suggesting that this summer is going to be a glorious one), the idea is awesome and I hope that the organisers don’t fall victim to the curse that is ‘first festival syndrome’ – a badly organised event. If swine flu mutates into something that will eventually turn into the apocalypse I hope that I get the chance to see this unfold before we’re ruined.

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