Posted in August 2009

Derren Brown’s Events trailer reversed!

The Event

Some people who may have caught a glimpse of Channel 4 recently might have noticed adverts for a new Derren Brown show called The Events – a series of  four specials starting on the 9th September (09/09/09). A confusing advert it is too, with Derren speaking in backwards whilst walking towards the camera with everything else also operating in backwards motion. Without the Internet, we wouldn’t know what he was saying and we’d spend months figuring it out. Thankfully, we have the Internet, and with that we have YouTube. Behold the trailer as it shown followed by the same trailer reversed!

I can’t wait for the specials.

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Farewell thelondonpaper

thelondonpaper

For the last few years people in London have had a choice of free papers to rival the Evening Standard – the Metro, London Lite, and thelondonpaper. Yesterday, News International confirmed that thelondonpaper can no longer carry on after the huge losses it has made year-on-year. The paper will still be going for the time being as consultation is taking place between News International, who own thelondonpaper, and the 60 soon-to-be-redundant staff. James Murdoch heads up News International’s European operations and explained why they took the decision to close the door on this free paper adventure:

The strategy at News International over the past 18 months has been to streamline our operations and focus investment on our core titles. The team at thelondonpaper has made great strides in a short space of time with innovative design and a fresh approach but the performance of the business in a difficult free evening newspaper sector has fallen short of expectations.

Basically, that can be read as ‘we were struggling already but now with the recession in full swing, maintaining this free paper is not possible.’Still, it’s a shame that thelondonpaper is coming to an end but I can’t get really sad about it because it is, like the London Lite and the Metro, papers that are unspectacular. All they do is just give you tell you what’s going in the world whilst you’re commuting. There’s no in-depth analysis, no editorial, no special investigations…no real personality.

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Films at Reading Festival

In The Loop

The Reading Festival isn’t just about music y’know! They have a cinema tent that runs from midnight to 4am on all three festival days. There is a good chance I’ll want to go and see a few films. Here’s what’s on offer in one sentence summaries, bearing in mind I have only seen one of them (guess which one!):

Death Race – A film where Jason Statham acts hard and serious like really bad action heroes should.

The Transporter 3 – Another Jason Statham film that is possibly unrecognisable from Death Race bar plot and the rest of the cast.

Role Models – Paul Rudd stars in a American comedy that might provide cheap laughs.

In The Loop – Political satire by Armando Iannucci and something I am genuinely looking forward to.

The Dark Knight – It may have its flaws but this is still a highly likeable Batman film.

If you were me and had to see only one of those five films, which would it be?

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Are the Conservatives turning into Fox News?

Hannan

Whether this post is a good idea is unknown, but this has been building up inside me for a while.

It might have been hard to ignore but this week Fox News and the Republican Party in the US used the NHS as a tool for their arguments against President Obama’s proposed healthcare reformation. They’ve been calling the system a socialist idea and have made lies saying that ‘Stephen Hawking wouldn’t survive under the NHS if he was British,” causing everyone with a brain to tut at their ignorance. In Britain, it came to a head when MEP Daniel Hannan made an appearance on Sean Hannity’s show on Fox News to, as Graham Linehan put it in his interview with Channel 4 News on Thursday, stab the NHS in the back. David Cameron just shrugged it off by describing his views as ‘eccentric’and in the end chose not to fire him.

Hannan’s appearance could be a key moment in our current political history. Ever since he became his party’s leader, David Cameron has been more than keen to paint a rosy picture of a future Conservative government, banging on and on about change and continually assaulting the current government with their ‘past it’taunts. Hannan’s appearance, in which he contradicted everything Cameron has ever said about the NHS in one brief interview, might just make people think that their policies are not as they first seemed to be (a sort of modern version of the Conservatives) but instead a continuation of their traditional policies.

The thing that I despise in modern day politics is the need for parties to cover up their true policies for the sake of constructing a narrative. I find that this is exactly what the Conservatives are doing. Let me mention some of their policies:

  • The minimum wage – the Tories are considering scraping it altogether (and they tried to pass a bill earlier this year), completely breaking the infrastructure of fair employment that the Labour government built ten years ago.
  • The NHS – What Hannan said on Fox News may be a feeling shared by many other Tory MPs. They’re considering at least a massive lessening of public spending towards the NHS and whilst I think a plan to scrap it would be met with riots it’s not completely out of the picture.
  • A British Bill Of Rights – They want this to replace the Human Rights Act, allowing immigrants to be deported without having to go through ‘irritations’like judges and juries, heavily supported by the BNP.

And the biggest thing that they aren’t telling people is that they plan to make the divide between rich and poor even bigger. They plan to, amongst other things:

  • Give hundreds of thousands of pounds in tax rebates to millionaires
  • Reduce public spending on people who could actually do with the money and instead spending more to aid the super-rich.

All of the above are being sidelined in order to continually bash the opponents. For example, the Tories reacting to the Digital Britain report and managing to spin the story in order to make themselves look good. They did so whilst avoiding discussing their own policies in this area, despite their own policies being not too dissimilar to that of the current Labour government.

Of course, none of the above appears to be known in the public mainstream, because the Tories have done a clever job of not mentioning it and instead trying to put a positive spin on it. This is what they’ve been doing for the last few years and have managed to convince the majority of the public that by electing a Conservative parliament our lives will get better. By the looks of the Tory policies, it’s only going to get a lot worse in my eyes. It’s not the fact their policies are what they are that disgust me though. Instead, it’s the attempts to hide all this information that makes me angry.

I’m not saying that there are better alternatives. I’m not sure if there was a party I would vote for at the moment because we seem to have the best of a bad bunch. However, all the other parties are at the very least being truthful about what their policies are, whether you like them or not. Heck, even the BNP is more honest than the Conservatives! If this is the state of British politics, where a party comprised of racists and fascists are more open than a party that looks set to go into power next year through propaganda, buy me a plane ticket out of here.

Incidentally, as I was writing this I was redirected to this open letter by Gordon Brown that also sums up the two-faced nature of the Tories pretty well. Yes, Gordon Brown has written something that I find hard to dislike. We’ve truly gone mad.

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The most long-winded explanation ever?

Bill Ward

This is Bill Ward explaining why he called quit Heaven & Hell (essentially it was artistic differences with bandmate Tony Iommi) to Blabbermouth:

But the main reason inside everything was that Tony, on one of the songs, it was a pretty fast song, was pushing his guitar — it was just like a down beat — and in all the years that I’ve played with him, since I was, like, 16 — me and him have played together a long, long time — I’ve never cut across him. In other words, I never go through him — I don’t travel through him, I travel around him, and I either build or I pull away, or I make holes, or I do whatever I can do to make sure that I am interacting with the bass and the guitar in the way that I do it. It was requested of me to play a straight beat through, and playing a straight beat through was absolutely against everything I know about drumming, and it was an intolerable request. End of story. I can’t do that, and I’m not gonna do that to Tony. He’s a man that I love — I’ll love him for the rest of my life; we’ve done so much together. But I could not adhere to the track in which it was being requested of me. I need to go with him. So if he’s punching, I punch with him; it’s just a natural way that I play. I never go through him like he [doesn’t] exist. To me, what was being asked of me was disrespectful to Tony as a player. So I didn’t do it. I won’t compromise my sensibility… and my sensitivity, either, in music. So I just couldn’t cut it.

Surely, you’d think “we just didn’t like each other’s ideas” would work a lot better?

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