
Picture the scene. Two weeks ago I was getting pumped about the start of the new Formula 1 season. I was convinced that it was going to the best one yet with rule changes that would dramtically affect the outcome of not only individual races but also the championship. The opening race then happened in Bahrain and…it sucked. Much of that is to do with the track, since it’s terribly boring and doesn’t allow much overtaking to happen, but it felt like a huge anti-climax. Today I decided not to watch the Australian Grand Prix in Melbourne because of how dull that race was. My enthusiasm for a season was wiped off the face of the earth in the space of an hour and a half.
I am kicking myself today for missing a brilliant-sounding race, which I should have expected, because Melbourne always produces good races.
So, what’s the thing we’ve learned today? All Formula 1 seasons should start in Melbourne, because then there is a guarantee that you’ll get a cracking start to the season.

