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Channel 4′s Alternative Election Night

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Before I switched over to the ever reliable and oddly soothing tones of David Dimbleby on the BBC, I watched the Alternative Election Night coverage on Channel 4. Whilst it was good in spots, it was a reminder of why The Daily Show can do this kind of thing so much better.

It felt like after every sentence there had to be a joke. I understand the main purpose of this program existing is comedy but that’s not all that the viewers want. I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t mind discussion on stuff that related to election night (and on a few occasions, chaired magnificently by David Mitchell, there were) in addition to all of the laughs. What’s more, interspersing Come Dine With Me, a program that clearly passed its sell-by date and featured part ‘journalist’, part face of all things wrong with journalism Rod Liddle, and You Have Been Watching, which admittedly was pretty funny, made it all feel a bit like a charity telethon…only with no charity. That would have been funny though – a giant Gordon Brown, Dave Cameron or Nick Clegg encouraging you to tweet in support of them.

When The Daily Show did their live election show in 2008, anchored by Jon Stewart and past correspondent Stephen Colbert, they got the balance just right. They balanced reporting live results and conversations with special guests with very good jokes. It’s because they realised that a joke every five seconds isn’t needed. They also had the added bonus of reporting at the end of the program the confirmed result that Barack Obama had won, which made the program go surpass comedy altogether. Mission accomplished.

I will welcome Channel 4 having another stab at an alternative election night but maybe less laughs and more light-hearted discussion would be great.

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Election Day observations

I saw an elderly man in Farnham today with a UKIP flag AND an English flag. Disgusting.

Apparently, it is legal for a candidate to drive someone to the polling station. Odd.

Come Dine With Me is still very bad but I have missed Dave Lamb. Funny.

Facebook has logged over a million and a half voters today. Interesting.

No one knows what the result is going to be and when the result will be known. Terrifying.

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A few last minute election thoughts

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As we reach the end of Indecision 2010, a few final thoughts…starting with a couple of generic ones:

  1. Most important, go out and vote tomorrow. Please. Voting is one of the cornerstones of a democracy and I personally believe that if you are given the right to vote, then you make use of that right. Don’t let anyone tell you that your vote is a wasted vote. By putting pen to ballot paper, you are making your own statement about British politics that will be heard. If you don’t vote, you have no right to even complain if results don’t go your way. If you still don’t know who to vote for, The Guardian has put up the annotated manifestos of the three major parties and is worth having a look, even if you’ve already made your mind up due to how impressive that multimedia feature is.
  2. Follow me on Twitter tomorrow night as I will be watching as much of the election coverage as possible before I fall asleep. I will start at 9pm with the Alternative Election show on Channel 4 and then I’m heading straight to BBC1 after that for the ‘professional’ swingometers.

Now for a tangent that is of my opinion only.

When I make my voting choice I try not to think exclusively about how it would affect me. Obviously the thoughts of what might happen to me comes first but I also try to think of the wider picture. I try to think of what political party would make the country a better place. I might not be a student anymore in a week but I would like to think that the party I vote for is the one that is most suited to fulfilling the needs of future graduates, for example.

On a messageboard that I frequent regularly, I witnessed an astonishing statement from someone who shall remain anonymous, which is the only kind thing I’m willing to say, who said the following:

I couldn’t care less about gay rights. Sorry it’s just not something that is important to me personally.

If anyone has uttered a statement that is dumber, more illogical and more offensive than that (right wing press aside) then I would be amazed. That opinion in general is, as well as coming from a self-confessed Conservative voter, so jaw-droppingly ridiculous that it almost makes you think that some people just do not deserve democracy. Whilst gay rights doesn’t ultimately affect me, I will be among the first to stand up for them in the event that they have been treated differently just because of the fact that they are gay. It’s called compassion. It beggars belief that there are people out there who hold such a narrow-minded view about things like this.

It is this kind of utter stupidity that makes me scared of what would happen should the Conservatives get into power. My own belief is that if they win with an outright majority and storm straight into power, we are going to be heading into our own version of the George W. Bush years. The Tories are, aside from being deeply homophobic, an elitist powerhouse who care more about serving the needs of themselves and disgustingly rich people than the general public.

With them in power, we can kiss goodbye to any hope of an electoral reform – something that British politics badly needs.

As for tomorrow…it’s going to be close. All signs point to a Conservative win but not enough of a win to secure the majority they need. A hung parliament looks like the best bet and even after all the ballots are counted the true outcome of the result may not be known for a little while. In summary, no one really knows. It’s that close. The last thing I’ll say is this…

The thought of tomorrow terrifies me. The thought of the day after, if results go the way I strongly fear, makes me feel sick.

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How the word ‘bigoted’ sent people mad

Gordon Brown meets a voter in Rochdale

All it took was about a minute’s worth of recorded audio to send the media crazy and create a pivotal moment in this election.

If you don’t know, and God forbid you didn’t in the first place, Gordon Brown met a 66-year-old in Rochdale who talked frankly about her worries on immigration. He then finished his visit and muttered into his microphone, which hadn’t been turned off, that the woman was ‘bigoted’.

This sent Twitter into absolute overdrive. A spoof account had been created within an hour of the story breaking and pretty much everyone on my feed was talking about it in some way. The professional news sources went equally  mad. The fact that the top five BBC News videos were all to do with ‘Bigotgate’ told its own story.

The fact that this got so much coverage is probably testament to how gaffe-free – in the sense of absolutely major screw ups – this election had been until now. None of the main people involved in the main parties had made a massive mistake that risked the amount of votes that a certain candidate gets. With only a week to go until the public go to the polls, not to forget a day before the final televised debate, this couldn’t have come at a worse time for the current PM.

The main consensus though that I seem to gather from this is that it might well be the final nail in the coffin for Brown’s hopes of an outright victory. Just watching that footage today of Brown talking to the people of Rochdale made me feel uneasy due to how awkward he looked.

Either way, expect the Daily Mail to have a field day tomorrow and then ask yourself whether they’d give an event like this the same coverage if you replaced the words ‘Gordon Brown’ with ‘David Cameron’.

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What to expect from tomorrow’s debate

Leaders debate

Tomorrow I’ll be sat down on my sofa watching the second election debate on Sky News. I was in London last week and next week I’ll be in the same city for the Gorillaz gig so the Sky News-hosted event will be the only debate I get to see. Here are three things I am expecting:

1) Adam Boulton to be very kind on David Cameron. Sky News is a news channel that leans so far towards the Tories you’d think this was Fox News-lite. That said, considering Murdoch owns Sky News I’d say it may not be far from the truth. I find it very hard to believe that Adam Boulton will give Cameron a tricky night but instead focus more on his two rivals. Speaking of which…

2) Nick Clegg will once again be unfazed. The fact of the matter is that Clegg knows that all he has to do is to repeat the way he handled the first debate twice over for a real chance of winning the election. This new format has been working in his advantage and has single-handedly made this contest a three-horse race. If he can continue to impress, he might start to pull a good lead over his rivals in the polls.

3) Gordon Brown will find it hard going. This format was never going to be to his advantage and I don’t see a way for him to win the next two debates.

What do you expect will happen tomorrow night?

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