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Sorry Evening Standard but your advert won’t work

Sorry

Newspaper adverts tend to fall into one of two categories. They are the ones that make no sense whatsoever and the horrible cringeworthy ones that The Daily Mail or The Daily Express show on TV when they have something to give away with their paper. I’ve never seen anything like this though. Roy Greenslade from The Guardian explains the new strategy unveiled by the Evening Standard:

The London Evening Standard today launches one of the most daring of publicity campaigns by apologising to Londoners for its previous behaviour. Buses and tubes will carry a series of messages throughout the week that begin with the word “sorry.” The first says “Sorry for losing touch”. Subsequent slogans say sorry for being negative, for taking you for granted, for being complacent and for being predictable. The ad posters, some of which will also appear on hoardings, do not mention the Standard by name but carry its Eros logo instead. It’s the first stage in a three-week publicity blitz that will also see the Standard relaunched on May 11, though details of what that will involve are not yet clear [full disclosure: I write a weekly media column for the Standard].

This new campaign came about after market research discovered the Evening Standard to be very negative. Geordie Greig, the editor of the London paper, is addressing these problems head on it seems and apologising for their mistakes. It is certainly set to be a massive talking point but only because of the nature of the advert. There’s just one real problem though…

It won’t work. The free newspapers like the London Lite, The London Paper and the Metro have single-handedly wiped out some of the revenue of the Evening Standard and they are now struggling badly. Why would you pay 50p for a newspaper, which has featured some absolutely ghastly articles in the past few months and years, over getting a free newspaper? If you look at what papers people read on the Underground now, it ain’t the Evening Standard or any other proper newspaper but a free read.

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The bra that beats bullets

Gun shirt

There are some words in news stories that just spell out in the opening sentence ‘this is going to be a funny/weird/quirky story’ like ‘lucky escape’. Today is no exceptions as BBC News tells the story of a bra that fights back against bullets:

A US woman had a lucky escape when a burglar’s bullet bounced off the metal underwire in her bra. Police in the city of Detroit said one of three intruders fired a shot when the woman looked out of her window and saw them raiding the house next door. The bullet smashed the window and hit her, but instead of causing serious injury – or worse – it was deflected off the wiring in her bra. The unnamed 57-year-old woman was taken to hospital and released the same day. “It did slow the bullet down,” said a police spokesman. “She sustained injuries but they’re not life-threatening.”

All news clichés aside that truly is a lucky escape. It made me wonder whether any of my clothes are good in the fight against crime. I suppose if a gunman aimed for my balls, in the event that they are a sick individual, they could misfire and get the metal cover just above the trousers. I swear it would do the job nicely.

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Jade Goody

Jade Goody

I think the situation with Jade Goody has been extremely well documented in the last few days. It amazes me that people are actually having a go at her for getting money through these media deals for her kids.

Let’s say you were in the same position as Jade Goody – you get cancer and it’s going to take your life and you’re leaving behind two kids. What would you do?

I reckon a lot of people on here would do what Jade is doing or something similar so that they can get money for their kids’ future put that as a main priority, because (and some people here may have forgotten about this) they require a lot of time and money devoted to them. I would be making sure that my kids are going to be able to have the best life they could possibly have, and trying to make sure that my partner (or someone else if I didn’t have a partner at the time) is capable of looking after them and that there is money available for that person to raise up the kids. Not to say there is anything wrong with giving money to related-charities. I probably would leave some money to charity myself if I could but my kids would be the bigger priority.

In another part of my mind I would also be thinking that I would also be raising awareness of this illness and also, hopefully, inspiring some sort of public debate. There are definitely problems that the NHS has in dealing with this and, whilst it should never take the death of a well-known personality to make people realise this, try and force a change in the way they take care of these things.

I’ve never really liked Jade Goody that much…but I don’t blame her for doing what she is doing. She’s just trying to make sure her boys have a decent upbringing and a happy life…if there’s a problem with that, shoot me.

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Would you pay £14,500 for an empty pic’n'mix bag?

Woolworths bag

Well, would you? It’s a bit steep considering the face value for a bag of sugar-coated delights was around £2.50. Even when I worked at the store back in the day (yes, I’m using the phrase ‘back in the day’ to describe Woolworths) no customer seemed that desperate or crazy or stupid enough. Apparently though, someone is. An auction for what is being described as the last ever pic’n'mix bag to raise money for the Retail Trust ended today at lunchtime. Over 100 bids were placed but £14,500 was the winner. Ex-employee Ed Adams was the person who single-handedly started these crazy e-commerce shenanigans. An eBay spokesperson said:

The amount of interest this has generated reflects the popularity of the iconic Woolworths brand…We are very excited by the result and are going to be working with Retail Trust over the coming days to finalise payment for the winning bid.

At midday today the winner was probably jumping up and down at the latest addition to his/her collection of memorabilia of dead retail stores (I’m presuming that is who the winner was – they own an old MCV bag and everything!), but later on they will soon realise that they have been ripped off by £14,447.50. And they have no one to blame but themselves.

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